Living in a vacuum sucks.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.
The world is round it has no point.
Girls just want to have funds.
Living hell is the best revenge.
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.