The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
The man who follows the crowd will get no farther than the crowd. A man who walks alone is likely to get places no one has ever been before.
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.