I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.