A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than anybody else, and, second, that nobody else is either.
Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.
The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
Trying is the first step towards failure.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.