By the end, everybody had a label -- pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary ... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.
Ray D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Jerry Show me the money
Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens.
Jerry I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok
Rod It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Now are you ready Just checking to make sure you're ready here it is - show me the money. OHHH SHOW ME THE MONEY Doesn't it make you feel good just to say that, Jerry Say it with me one time brother
Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.