Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single.
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself. Our common vision of a free and just society is our greatest source of cohesion at home and strength abroad, greater than the bounty of our material blessings.
War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.