The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
Some tension is necessary for the soul to grow, and we can put that tension to good use. We can look for every opportunity to give and receive love, to appreciate nature, to heal our wounds and the wounds of others, to forgive, and to serve.
Tisn't life that matters 'Tis the courage you bring to it.