Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on with it.
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,We shall remember them.
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.