Thank God kids never mean well
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
We're all in this alone.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.